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TRIAL OF THE CENTURY II

Not since O.J. ran for his final touchdown has a trial so stunted the imaginations of the American people as this trial to end all trials: The Trial for Anna Nicole's Body. It couldn't have happened at a better time, when major news stories are scarce to come by.

With a world on the verge of peace we at PLN feel it germaine to extend our round the clock coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith: death, life, body trial, on through to the inevitable: funeral, DNA test-off, baby trial, exhumation, and any other subsequent points of interest including (but not limited to) the upcoming VH1 reality TV show "Prince of Nookie" starring Prince Frederic Von Anhult of Germany.

Considering there are no other significant trials to cover, PLN's own Rita Von Streusel will go sleepless for three days of televised court commentary. Rita describes the importance of even and honest trial coverage, "This is the American legal justice system at it's best. You've got competent attorneys, a guilty Howard K. Stern, and a judge who cuts through the theatrics and gets right down to what's important: Anna Nicole's money."