Thursday, September 20, 2007


Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

West Virginia University won the top spot in this year's Princeton Review annual list of the top 20 party schools. WVU is celebrating the 7th time in the last 15 years that the school's been voted into the top 20.

Student Ashley "Smash" Jenkins explains the reasons why, "Whatever you want is here. Every scene, it's all here, every night. Who are you with?"

When I told her I was with PLN she seemed impressed, but I could tell she hadn't seen me on TV yet. I gave her my personal Myspace. I'm sure she'll check it out. It's all about being in the right place at the right time.

Putting this year's contest into perspective one celebratory student who goes by the name of "Gornt" stated, "This is huuuuuuuge! We haven't been number one since 1997!" Last year WVU took bronze as the University of Austin, TX won the gold. Austin University student Darrin "Force" Bittner mourned loudly, "I can't believe we lost to those pussies!" He then broke down into tears, "We did so much last year. So much."

Of course the incoming WVU Dean had to put up a professional front stating, "I'm sure the students have important issues on their minds like the excellent year they have ahead of them and their futures in the gl--," The new Dean was interrupted as a flaming brick crashed through his office window. After stomping out the quickly spreading flames his veneer broke a bit. "Jesus! Have you had a chance to talk to last year's Dean? Yeah, cause he can't talk anymore. These kids took the piss completely out of him. What happened to that man, his family, daughters...pets...stock portfolio. The students left nothing of that man."

When I asked for further proof of lower standards for student behavior the Dean produced a picture:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

"It's what young people call a beer bong. The problem is that this was built by our top engineering student. It was his thesis. If this is the future of America, I'm moving to Iraq."

I had to leave the Dean's office. He was starting to bum me out, and besides I had a meeting with "Smash" in order to further discuss some school stuff. She led me into her dorm room which was decorated by what seemed like the thousands of Mardi Gras beads she's accumulated during her first 3 months of attendance at WVU.

"I go to class when I feel like it cause it's totally chill here. Most of the god damn teachers are so f**king wasted off their asses anyways, you know like...(breaks into laughter) (snorts) I can't believe I just did that! (snorts again) Holy shit!"

She went on to share some of the copyrighted WVU party practices which helped win them the gold this year including:

- Rohypnol Parties: Wild parties in which admission is granted only after each person has ingested at least 2 doses of the popular recreational drug.

- Mascot Sexual Humiliation: In which a rival mascot is kidnapped, photographed and videotaped in several sexually compromising situations. A MySpace is then created to showcase the images and videos.

- Condom Swapping: No student seems willing to answer questions about this one, offering only the advice that I should, "Try it, for serious."

I was able to catch up with the only member of the Campus Christian Club in order to get his take on the WVU experience. He was glad to talk to someone. "The only reason you're talking to me now is cause I registered for that club on the first day of school. Right when I did that I was hooded and driven to this house. I've been chained to this refrigerator for 32 days. I'm relieved someone found me."

PLN refused to release the student, not wanting to interfere with centuries-old fraternal practices. He was found 2 days later buried in the Dean's back yard. The Dean couldn't help but complain about it, "The pranks at this school have gone from ludicrous to capitally criminal. I demand a stop to this barbarism!"

Back at the dorm Smash took a hit off her mardi gras bead covered bong and exhaled while saying, "Whatevers. The Dean's got a bug way up his ass. That Jesus dude was asking for it. I hear they don't even snort coke."

The records are published in the 2008 edition of "The Best 366 Colleges" based on a wide ranging survey taken during the 2006-2007 school year.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Special thanks to Smash.



Anonymous said...

[url=]buy generic Viagra in canada online without a prescription[/url]

[url=]волгоградские знакомства[/url]
[url=]секс знакомства чернигов[/url]

[url=]задать феферу секс[/url]
[url=]серьезные знакомства пермь[/url]

[url=]геи проститутки оставили сообщений[/url]
[url=]досуг алматы транссексуал[/url]

[url=]www rambler ru знакомства мамба[/url]
[url=]знакомства для секса в ташкенте[/url]

[url=]мама дочь проститутки[/url]
[url=]где познакомиться с геем[/url]

Anonymous said...

I just found the website who discuss about
home business opportunity

If you want to know more here it is
home based business

Anonymous said...

wanna dance christian singles dance el cajon [url=]gray and farrar dating agency[/url] bom online dating for singles singles game download

Anonymous said...

involuntary muscle contractions orgasm [url=]fludac[/url] famous down syndrome athletes teenage breast pics
info about cialis [url=]atrovent[/url] sleep walking vitamin [url=]diabetes with normal glucose levels on test[/url]

Anonymous said...

free thumbnail galleries penis [url=]sublingual cialis[/url] environmental impacts of medical tourism texas health
beechstreet health [url=]speman[/url] ear infection cures [url=]bible nations are received by socarers drugs[/url]

Anonymous said...

pregnancy healthy diet [url=]No prescription online pharmacy[/url] submit penis pictures medical equipment goodlettsville tn
printable sheet music of my heart will go on [url=]strattera[/url] mental health technician jobs [url=]bbc heart[/url]

Anonymous said...

ultimate vitality health products [url=]lotensin[/url] wood score for asthma prostate milking machine
caribbean statistics on kidney failure [url=]prandin[/url] shawnee menal health centers [url=]the american naturopathic medical certification board[/url]

Anonymous said...

danger of treadmill stress test for heart [url=]trimox[/url] covenant health care lycopene minimum requirements for prostrate health
herpes transmission [url=]kamasutra dotted condoms[/url] chantix dosage [url=]normal haemodynamic flow of the heart[/url]

Anonymous said...
[url=]list of pharmacy benefit managers[/url] dispatcher tips for clandestine drug labs [url=]antabuse disulfiram prevents premature ejaculation[/url]
cialis online generic cialis pills tadalafil gener
[url=]little known drugs[/url] rx drug info [url=]levaquin allegra[/url]
wellington center pharmacy
[url=]ryhmes about drugs and sex[/url] drug screenings age sex [url=]remeron lawsuits[/url] diflucan pharmacy online [url=]remeron and weight gain[/url]

Anonymous said...
[url=]hills pharmacy in vicksburg michigan[/url] deadliest drugs [url=]normal take clomid ovulate[/url]
drug testing time chart
[url=]fhsu student drug[/url] schools pressure parents to give kids drugs [url=]clarinex 5 mg equivalent brand[/url]
harmon drugs
[url=]vitamin c and psychoactive drugs[/url] erectile disfunction bike riding [url=]feldene creme[/url] cheap levitra on line [url=]fda regulations on bottled water[/url]

Anonymous said...
[url=]category x drugs[/url] urgent care pharmacy inc [url=]oxybutynin aricept[/url]
full information levitra
[url=]drug soma testing[/url] will water help me pass my drug test [url=]review on mio drive heart monitor[/url]
generic prescription sleep drugs
[url=]hazelden drug[/url] cialis und viagra forum [url=]history of rosenburgers iced tea[/url] lawtons drugs [url=]pravachol ineffective[/url]

Anonymous said...

auto body fillers for plastic panels german mercedes uto parts
[url=]alabama auto accident[/url] tires for mercedes e320 [url=]reading fairgrounds motorcycle event[/url]
volkswagen paderborn
[url=]holsman automobile letter[/url] fault code information mercedes om642 [url=]lincoln speedway[/url]
automobile deaths
[url=]auto task[/url] volkswagen diesel station wagons [url=]super sarah motorcycle woman[/url]

Penis Enlargement Pills said...

Vimax Pills is a powerful natural herbal male enhancement that increases penis length and girth, sexual desire, sexual health and helps to achieve stronger erections, Buy Vimax Pills best penis enlargement pills

about author:
best penis enlargement penis enlargement pills improve sexual performance and stamina

best penis enlargement pills VigRx Plus Vimax Pills ProSolution Pills clinicali proven for enlarge your penis up to 3-4 inches in 3 month 100% money back guarantee FDA APPROVED

Anonymous said...

mercedes benz rear view camera nissan auto site
[url=]battery replacement 1998 dodge caravan[/url] luggage rack carrirer for auto [url=]pontiac il direcotry[/url]
free bill of sale for automobile kansas
[url=]avon auto spares[/url] auto trade line [url=]westlly capel toyota[/url]
gas blend for mig welding auto body steel
[url=]yaris automobile[/url] pistol 280 cal auto [url=]rental gmc acadia buick enclave saturn outlook[/url]

Anonymous said...

true clothes designer clothes for kids [url=]fiore shoes[/url] old fashioned microphones shoes songs [url=]fashion men birthday gifts[/url]

Anonymous said...

tai chi clothes fake chanel purse [url=]paul smith designer biography[/url] european comfort shoes clothesfree international inc naturist bulletin board forum nudist photos [url=]bjorn shoes[/url]

Anonymous said...

tobin home fashions tablecloth designer knock off bags [url=]ralph lauren walnut[/url] sexy girls in stockings and shoes interior designers outlet [url=]shoes are firmly attached to soles[/url]

Anonymous said...

jimmy cho shoes next clothes [url=]gently used clothes shops massachusetts[/url] athletic shoes boys forced to wear girls clothes [url=]seliga shoes[/url]

Anonymous said...

samurai automobile automobile timeline
[url=]glas automobile belt[/url] project gotham racing forum [url=]genesis bike shop pa[/url]
selling a mercedes benz
[url=]wrecked automobile salvage yards[/url] the dodge company ohio [url=]prive chopper[/url]
tennessee auto auctions
[url=]watch sky racing online[/url] commercial auto policy florida [url=]auto tech article[/url]

Anonymous said...

travel style travel destination tv shows
[url=]train travel estonia[/url] visa travel insurance [url=]boeing email[/url]
uk long stay travel insurence company
[url=]travel nursing companys[/url] finnigans travel trunks [url=]hotel parenthese[/url]
best travel cots travel guide indonesia [url=]best airline travel bag[/url]

Anonymous said...

adult pic share forum
[url=]toot braunstein adult[/url] ftv girls toying big ten dildo free vids [url=]horse gives man blowjob[/url]
big dildo
[url=]anti squeal lubricant for brakes[/url] suck my dildo [url=]erotic stories about girls that go shopping and then get spanked[/url]
anal llazben
[url=]massage adult pensacola[/url] hentai sample clips [url=]oral sex info[/url]
virgin suck cock litle sister
[url=]free no credit card hentai[/url] randy dildo [url=]really free bondage male dom porn nipple torture video[/url]

Anonymous said...

old movie beat the devil and algiers [url=]Wild Orchid[/url] vegas movie studio 8 windows [url=]No Tan Duro De Pelar[/url]
smart movie free download [url=]Day Watch (Action)[/url] narrative report of serendipity movie [url=]Masai Barefoot Technology[/url]
bury my heart at wounded knee movie torrent [url=]Sleuth[/url] carousel cinema greensboro north carolina movie times [url=]El Amante Bilingue[/url]
download bourne ultimatum movie [url=]When The Wind Blows Mkv[/url] suburban movie 2006 [url=]Wristcutters A Love Story[/url]

Anonymous said...

clothes dryer clean isabel da silva santos fashion [url=]alfani shoes[/url] combining fashion and business degrees clear chanel [url=]free preview of a fashion show[/url]

Anonymous said...

kangaroo shoes wet men taking a shower in clothes [url=]yellow box shoes mocha[/url] motorcycle clothes skull las vegas comedy shoes [url=]paul thomas shoes[/url]

Anonymous said...

extra height shoes tobin home fashions tablecloth [url=]graphic designer[/url] anne taylor clothes shimano road bike shoes [url=]sri shoes[/url]

Anonymous said...

interstat kleine ezel pineapple clothes [url=]kleinspitz[/url] trash to fashion pictures celebrity shoes [url=]joseph bank clothes[/url]

julia f. Baca said...

buy viagra

viagra online

generic viagra